[joebomber52]

that fool has me rollin with his stories of his mom and grandpa and shit it's funny as hell

 

[555 Rider]

dude i is da mufukkin numba 1 dude in ma hood. ma homies is da best. i is got frankie, frankies grampa, armin, ma aunt pearl, steven - i aint told u about him yet - an a few otha peeple. we ride in da best rides an we race da best an we neva lose. we is developin da baggd hydrolics dat go sideways as well as up. we is gonna start our own shop soon, but ma mom say we have 2 sell otha things coz peeple mite not all want our baggd hydralics.
we is gonna sell cakes cos evry1 like cakes an frankie wanna sell fish tanks coz he likes da mufukkin fish.
peace dudes.
peace joe - i no u wanna be ma homie but u gotta sell dat chevvy buick an get a honda or anutha cool chinese ride

 

[555 Rider]

ma aunt pearl aint really ma homie, she only visit sometimes cos she in nevada. she got a cool ride she gotta old imperial an it belongd 2 uncle jonnerthan- i not sure if i spell dat correct - i neva spell his name rite, i neva get used 2 da mufukkin spannish names. uncle jonnerthan left his ride 2 aunt pearl an she bring it when she visit. it cool - it made in da sixtys an it mufukkin big dude.
ma mom nocked down our neigbors fence in it wen she move it 2 get her ride out. aunt pearl she always park in da way. anyway aunt perl jus arrivd all da way from nevada an she go in da can for a dump or summink. ma mom call 2 her 2 move da imperial an she dont hear cos she straining so hard her hearing dont work. ma mom took her keys an move da imperial but she get it inna rong gear- it go in revers an she nock down mister luchinellis fence an he go fukkin mad. it brake all his plants an his bench. aunt pearl she in da can 4 over an hour an when she come out she were all over da place an couldnt walk strait. by dat time ma mom had gone 2 work an she got away wid it.
i tell u about da imperial 1 day - dat am 1 cool ride.

 

[Moco]

:thumbsup:

 

[joebomber52]

555 rider likes to take it in the ass by the air hydraulics

 

[Tuna_Sammich]

fucking rocks man!

 

[joebomber52]

Originally posted by joebomber52@Aug 18 2005, 09:11 AM~3650386
555 rider likes to take it in the ass by the air hydraulics

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[AirRide]

Tell us more dude. Hehe
555!

 

[yodawagon]

airride youre a boob

 

[AirRide]

Originally posted by yodawagon@Aug 22 2005, 01:08 AM~3668034
airride youre a boob

I'm a boob? You mean TITIES???? :biggrin:

 

[555 Rider]

dudes we jus finish a custom modifcaton on frankies grampas ride. we done 2 door converson on it. it woz a 4door wid da post but we done it good.
all u dudes u aint been doin it rite.we found a betta way 2 get da mufukka 4door shit in2 a cool 2door.we went an did a survey an askd ma mom an frankies mom an mr lucinelli wot they think. we only got 2 replys coz mr lucinelli woz still mad about his mufukkin fence.

well we did da converson an it came out good so i is gonna reveel da secret of how we done it.

wot u have 2 do is weld da front door 2 da back door an make sure u dont burn da mufukkin carpet inside like we did. then u cut da post at da bottom rite thru 2 da inside and do da same at da top under da roof.
then u is got a cool 2door. rememba not 2 use da old front door handle u have 2 use da back door handle 2 open da new big door.

da doors am a bit big but it fine if you get in da back an climb ova da seat in2 da front. it ok though if u got about 10 feet clearance 2 open da door an u can get in2 da front no problem.

 

[yodawagon]

if you could actually do that, and get a real long window that actually might be cool. but you could never park close to anything

 

[AirRide]

Originally posted by 555 Rider@Aug 22 2005, 07:27 PM~3671939
dudes we jus finish a custom modifcaton on frankies grampas ride. we done 2 door converson on it. it woz a 4door wid da post but we done it good.
all u dudes u aint been doin it rite.we found a betta way 2 get da mufukka 4door shit in2 a cool 2door.we went an did a survey an askd ma mom an frankies mom an mr lucinelli wot they think. we only got 2 replys coz mr lucinelli woz still mad about his mufukkin fence.

well we did da converson an it came out good so i is gonna reveel da secret of how we done it.

wot u have 2 do is weld da front door 2 da back door an make sure u dont burn da mufukkin carpet inside like we did. then u cut da post at da bottom rite thru 2 da inside and do da same at da top under da roof.
then u is got a cool 2door. rememba not 2 use da old front door handle u have 2 use da back door handle 2 open da new big door.

da doors am a bit big but it fine if you get in da back an climb ova da seat in2 da front. it ok though if u got about 10 feet clearance 2 open da door an u can get in2 da front no problem.

HAHAHA! :biggrin:
Try getting some door hinges and welding them to the A pilar and to the door and you will have a gulwing door :cheesy:

 

[hydryan]

we is gonna sell cakes cos evry1 like cakes an frankie wanna sell fish tanks coz he likes da mufukkin fish.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

im stealing this qoute

 

[Moco]

Originally posted by hydryan@Aug 23 2005, 08:48 PM~3678250
we is gonna sell cakes cos evry1 like cakes an frankie wanna sell fish tanks coz he likes da mufukkin fish.

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

im stealing this qoute

:roflmao:

 

[555 Rider]

dudes hav i missd anythin.

i aint been on for a while cos i been tryin to find ma way back home.ima fukkin mad wid ma homies da mufukkas made me go onna road trip an wegot lost afta ma mufukkin honda broke.then dey disapeer an i went lookin 4 da mufukkas.i got confused an went rong way.ended up in mufukkin ankeridge an got trampled by a fukin moose. da mufukka trod on ma hed an i lost ma memery

neerly 2 mufukkin years it took me 2 find ma way bak.ida neva foun ma way bak if it wernt 4 a bita luck - ida 4got who i were an got a job at mcdonnals.iwer happy there but 1 day mrs johnson shut ma mufukkin head in da door an nockd me out.wen i woke up i membered evrythin - ma honda ma homies dat mufukkin moose- the hole lot.

ida go fukin mad cos those mufukka homies left me.i jus seen dem wen i got back an dey laffin at me cos ma fuckin hed is a diffrent shape afta da accidant. ida ask da mufukkas wear dey went an dey sed dey hitchd a lift from some mufukka in a truck an got home in 2days. it took me neerly 2 mufukkin years an it aint funny. mom went crazy wen i came thru da door cos ma fukkin dinna were cold.it were fukkin rock solid too.sheda kept it 4 me cos she no i like da beanz pie

ida been lookin out da window of da fukin train on da way bak 4 ma honda but aint see nuthin.las time i see it were wen da mufukkin spention clapsed cos da hydrolic bag ropes wore out.i jus askd armin an frankie an dey jus say it wer sumwere up neer scatmerento or summink.aint nevva erd of dat

da mufukkas dint eva look 4 me.dey look 4 ma mufukkin ride insted cos dey like it so mutch.dey even put a ad in da paper askin if any1 see it but erparantly da coksukkas at da newspaper got da ad mixd up wid some otha mufukkas ad an da ad came out wid a pictur of a mufukkin swimmin pool insted of ma fukin honda.so no mufukka replied.

frankie sed his grampa am gonna tell me of anutha ride he nos about an i can use it untill i find ma mufukkin honda.he say it a ac spacer or summink.it got da back wheels missin an da roof am squashed flat but he say u can still see were u goin if u hang out da side window.i got sum ol motabike wheels unda ma bed an i can make da fukin things fit so soon i is gonna be cruzin

ima jus go an change ma pants cos i had dem on 4 neerly 2 years an dey am a bit fukin stiff an itchy

 

[impala_631]

i see

 

[dennis_in916]

:thumbsup:

 

[impala_631]

bump for mr 555